DONK!

I just watched this really amazing, engrossing, disgusting thing on the internet. It's called 'donk'
Whack a pipe with a baseball pipe, record it, put it through a million audio filters, add a cheesey synth bass line. Repeat 150 times per minute.

It's this really dumb form of British house music. They play it in the north part of england in these slum towns filled with crackheads, drunks and, apparently, a lot of trashy rave kiddies.

The girls are super trashed on WKD [their version of smirnoff ice or something, but blue] wearing zebra miniskirts and and really bad fake tans. The guys are trashed and shirtless, to show off their muscles because they all take steroids, aprtly for the bulk, partly for the added testerone so they can PARTY PARTY PARTY. Also, there are a bunch of kids there, because they're into it too.

Now, make up some really dumb lyrics about partying, aliens, and hot biches, rap them in an indecipherable dialect, and jump up and down.

Oh, and 'put a donk on it'